Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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