When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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