508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I am one with the molecules
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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