your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you traded sex for a burrito?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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