At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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