ya dads aren't the best wingmen
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
porn star boner night. come get it.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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