VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Drake has all the answers
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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