We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
...so i touched it.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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