You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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