I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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