oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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