we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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