living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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