I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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