All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
