Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
tell me about the eggs
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