Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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