yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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