It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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