oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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