i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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