yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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