"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.