My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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