whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Someone signed my nipple.
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