these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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