If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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