just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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