There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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