Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
A bitchslap is in order.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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