covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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