i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.