About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.