I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.