Don't you send me to vm
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
