is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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