My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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