Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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