i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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