Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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