how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
