so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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