apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
its not stalking. its research.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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