She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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