We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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