That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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