Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We have so much sex to catch up on
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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