remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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