i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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