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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!

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• (386): View more from Florida

  you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep

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• (315): View more from New York

  My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  ..i think i can hear you losing your virginity

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis

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