I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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