so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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