I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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