that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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