The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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