Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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