How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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