Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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