VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
i believe in u and ur pee
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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