Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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