yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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