We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Someone signed my nipple.
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