I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Come share oat with me in your robe
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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